goncharov
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goncharov
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you must have misheard me. i invited you over for anole sex. i hope you’re ready for the reddest, most engorged dewlap you’ve ever seen
*sadly bobbing my upper torso and head up and down like a car with hydraulics as she leaves*
List of White Boys Whose Fury Pleases God
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My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..
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My friend saw something rad and sent me the best Snapchat I’ve ever received
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LET HENRY HAVE A DAY OFF HE’S SO TIRED
i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrowGirls night
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