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Any questionable content is tagged nsft or nsfr | I have a lot of sideblogs

Cicada's Posts

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

you must have misheard me. i invited you over for anole sex. i hope you’re ready for the reddest, most engorged dewlap you’ve ever seen

*sadly bobbing my upper torso and head up and down like a car with hydraulics as she leaves*

power-chords:

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My mom went to high school with this guy and showed me this Facebook post of his and if I were not already happily married……………..

(via eyeofdog)

crazyfunpark:

jheselbraum:

yandere-angela:

yandere-angela:

i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

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Girls night

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(via strange-aeons)